Levis' Ad Mr. Boombastic

I saw this ad way back in 1995, to coincide with Shaggy's hit track, Boombastic. I've tried looking around years after that, prior to Youtube's opening but no luck. At last there's one.

While there are many copies of the video on Youtube, the others are not in-sync - picture and sound not in sync.

Boombastic was one of the few songs that I know well by heart, except for the last third of it.

Cheek Bones Reading on Bik Mama

Reading cheeks

It's not desirable for a female to have high, prominent cheekbones - especially when coupled with a high, strong and bony nose. It means a controlling and domineering personality, one that will 'control' the husband too much.

If you look carefully at Rosmah's cheekbones, you would notice that they are quite high, with a bonynose in the middle. What's more, you can see how over the top she is compared to other PM wives. And lastly, you can say Najib is kia-bor...!

The Google Joke of The Day

Here's what I found :

1. Go to the Google search page.
2. Enter the keywords, "Najib Buka Puasa".
3. See the suggestions listed. Do not press enter at this time.

You would get something else. But hey, it's Google.!

A Dunce at The Inquest!

“You have to understand. I work for the rights of the dead, not the Selangor government." - Pornthip

There's the dunce at the Beng Hock inquest on Wednesday. What kind of foolish question would he ask on a leading Asian expert on forensics? And to ask her about her qualifications from a top Asian university not recognized from Bolehland is also adding more stupidity to his performance on that day.

And to suggest that Beng Hock strangled himself is also another sheer stupidity. Where got a person do that to himself? Unless if a person is brainless, then yes. Answer is simple. The statement taking session that Beng Hock is supposedly to have HAS TURNED into a third-degree interrogation. The man who could possibly instruct and do such thing or being present at that night is likely Hishamuddin Hashim, as alleged in the leaked letterhead.

From Malaysian Insider:

Abdul Razak pointed out that the other four doctors found no evidence of strangulation and asked Dr Pornthip if Teoh could have strangled himself.

Lawyer Gobind Singh Deo immediately stood up and asked Abdul Razak to demonstrate this, causing the gallery to erupt in laughter.

Abdul Razak also did not seem to grasp the difference between being unconscious and being dead.

 Oh, I just loved that part. It got me cracking in laughter...!

Spook In Parliament!

What can I say? Does he actually know about Altantuya or he doesn't know it from his cousin?

Well, there's another example of someone who claims to know everything but open his mouth in gaga thing. No wonder Hisham Rais calls this Hisham - "Mat Lidah Kontot:" - speaking like a lizard

Even people fell victim to their own newspaper when the paper did not report the entire picture or missing some critical points of a story.

“Based on his answer, it is obvious that the department had a database to ensure all information regarding foreigners are kept safely allowing for easy reference and action, if and when necessary,” he said.

Bearing this in mind, Azmin then shot Hishammuddin with this question: “Does the Immigration Department’s scope of authority include erasing or losing travel records of foreign nationals such as Altantuya?

“If her records were erased, then who was responsible and what actions have been taken by the government so that a repeat will not occur?” he asked.

And there he fumbled. Looking for a cue from cousin Najib.

There, it seems from the lies, fire is burning their pants. And I was laughing over it. Altantuya spooks!

Stunned is not the word. Spooked is more like it.

Between Hot Mama and Big Mama

You can compare and judge yourself between Hot Mama and Big Mama....

Despite physically at the age of 50 and counting, Madonna is still performing and doing her dance moves as if she's still at her 30s. Already had two kids Lola and Rocco, biologically and adopting 2 more....but the key point is that most divas at the age of 50 and counting can't do those moves and singing anymore.

Do you see Whitney Houston or Celine Dion doing those slick dance moves or performing those disco-style-rhythm tunes like Madonna? I can hardly think of one really.

I think that's one Hot Mama.

On the other hand, let's check out Big Mama / Dottie / Rosmah whatever you wish to call.


Some say that she is really the real hands behind Najib. People know she's really behind Altantuya's murder despite repeat denials from the First Couple. They also say her personal fortune alone is at RM 5 billion. Also, unlike the previous PM wives, she is the only PM wife to have her own personal website.

Do you also notice that the Treasury department are very unhappy over her interference in Budget 2010 matters? Did Siti Hasmah or Jean Danker ever interfere in such things?

Ini Bik Mama and if you want to see the collection of pokings at Bik Mama, do visit this link.

Weekend Filler : Hisham Rais Malam Kesenian Rakyat

Just one message for him: please come to Bagan Pinang to talk.

MJ's Ghost In Neverland?

Can this happen too in Malaysia with the ghost of Altantuya?

New PhD Degree in Bolehland

Let's Put A Smile On The Face of Yours!

As the title suggests....we should be like the Joker trying to make people smile....

Perhaps Zambry Should Go Into Showbiz!

Earlier on, our macha Mamak Pangkor Pele was misquoted to say that he likened himself to Mahatma Gandhi or Nelson Mandela. But actually as mentioned in Malaysiakini, it was not likened to both of them.

But it was too late. Satu Malaysia is laughing over it, even at yesterday's forum.

Perhaps given of the new look that my buddy Mob did it, Pangkor Pele should consider going into show business instead of politics. But then he can't top Ben Kingsley in Gandhi but he might want to top Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects or Morgan Freeman!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment.

LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.

SAMY VELLU:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

NAJIB RAZAK:
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia.

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ........ Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR:
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!

ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.

Der Untergang Parody

I remembered watching a clip of Der Untergang (The Downfall), a film that documents the last days of the Reich starring Bruno Ganz. The clip that I watched has some subtitles specially modified for the Singaporean audience.

Note though that it is a parody.

Later, I was told that the Malaysian parody version of the subtitles is out on Youtube, and I was forwarded the link that you see here.

Enjoy.

BN Mengubah Cerita Dongeng!

Older Version

An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.

A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.

Came winter, the ant was warm, comfortable and had no shortage of food.

The grasshopper had no proper shelter, no stored food, and couldn't find anything to eat from the now-covered ground. So it died and the story ended.

Modern Version

An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.

A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.

Came winter, the shivering grasshopper called a press conference and demanded to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while he was cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 showed up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper alongside to a video clip of the ant in his comfortable home with a table full of food.

The majority of the Malaysian Parliamentarians were stunned by the sharp contrast. How could this poor grasshopper be allowed to suffer?

Khairy staged a demonstration in front of the ant's nest.

Nazri went on a hunger strike along with other grasshoppers demanding that they be relocated to warmer climate area during winter.

The Malaysia Government immediately passed a law forbidding all ants from working hard in the summer so as to bring about equality of poverty between ants and grasshoppers.

Hishammudin increased 'More Special Reservations' for grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services..

The ant was fined for failing to share 30% of his food with the grasshopper. The Prime Minister announced that this was part of the NEP. No ant should question it.

Many years later...

Some ant migrated to the US & other countries overseas and set up multi-billion dollar companies there.

Hundreds of grasshoppers still died of starvation despite the 'More Special Reservations'.

Losing significant number of hard working ants and free loading the grasshoppers, Malaysia remained a developing country, despite its abundant natural resources.

All because the remaining ANTS were still doing their work ............................

Latest finding showed that almost all the grasshoppers in the political arena and civil service were hoarding corrupt wealth which they refused to share with fellow grasshoppers.

Help Me Mr. Pete, You're My Only Hope!

A wonderful companion poster by a blog buddy of mine:

Original posting here entitled Dear Pete..!

Today is All Of A.R.N.O.L.D

It's not celebrating Neville. It's not celebrating Ginny's pygmy puff..

Today is on celebrating A.R.N.O.L.D...no need to explain further.

And Governator has just racked up another kill to get people to in shape like him:

California bans trans-fats in restaurants from 2010 onwards.

See this piece here.

Doctor's Speak

An Israeli doctor says:
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says:
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says:
'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang, put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

I'm sure that's Dollah Badawi. We should be earning $10000 not $3000 for those who has much salary as a professional like myself do. Dollah bodoh!

Abdul'Bart'lah Badaw'impson'

[Source]

PAK LAH: Najib, Rosmah not involved in Altantuya murder

KUALA LUMPUR, June 24 — Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi stated emphatically today he does not believe his deputy Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak and wife Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor are involved in the murder of Mongolian model Altantuya Shaariibuu.

Neither has he received any military intelligence report about the murder, Abdullah said in response to allegations in a sworn statement made by Malaysia Today editor Raja Petra Kamaruddin on June 18.

"I am concerned. What he (Raja Petra) did is unacceptable. What he said is not right. He said in his statutory declaration I have been given a report about the murder by the military intelligence. That is not correct," Abdullah said after a meeting in Parliament.

Asked specifically if he ever received any report, Abdullah replied, "No... I do not remember receiving anything and am confident that I did not receive anything. Nothing was sent to me."

Attorney-General Tan Sri Abdu Gani Patail has launched investigations into the statutory declaration, which among others alleged that a military intelligence report was sent to Abdullah, his son-in-law Khairy Jamaluddin, who is Rembau MP, and an unnamed Malay ruler.

Raja Petra, better known as RPK, has welcomed the investigations. He is already facing sedition charges for implicating Najib in the murder. A political analyst close to Najib, Abdul Razak Baginda, and two elite policemen who provide VIP security cover have been charged with conspiracy and murder in the case.

Opposition leader and Ipoh Timur MP Lim Kit Siang's emergency motion to discuss RPK's sworn statement was earlier rejected today by the Dewan Rakyat as it was considered sub-judice due to the ongoing trial. Prosecutors completed their case yesterday after 124 days where 84 witnesses took the stand.

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove me anything! - Bart Simpson


This is Dollah Badawi's latest denial symptom. He said that didn't get the Military Intelligence report. Hahaha, he's just playing just like Bart Simpson. Bart's famous quot is something like above...with his phrase, "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!" As what Howsy said, Pak Lah mudah tipu semua orang! Macam petrol, macam election, how long will he keep on lying to the people?

You can't fool everybody, not even God. When you stand before him, saying that will not suffice.

Developers Are Born Brave

Not Test Teams, Not Project Managers, Not Politicians!

A Bedtime Story: Pok Leh's SUBSIDY

From an e-mail:

A man called Razak owns a farm which can produce 10 apples every day. He has 5 workers to operate the farm. Each of them eats 1 apple daily and it is enough to keep them operating the farm normally. The remaining 4 apples, the landlord sells them at RM10 each and he earns RM40. He uses the RM25 to improve the farm operation and facilities. He gives RM2.00 to each of his workers and he keeps the remaining RM5.00 as profit. Day by day, the farm is well developed and all of the 5 workers are happy with the money they can save.

When Razak passed away and there is a new landlord, Pok Leh comes to continue the farm operation. He says to the workers: "We need to improve the farm quality and redefine our way of thinking. From now on all of you only need to pay RM1.00 for each apple you eat. It is very cheap as the price is RM10 each outside the farm."

The workers have no choice but to pay RM1.00 for the apple they eat daily. Their earning decrease from RM2.00 to RM1.00 per person. As usual, PokLeh sells the 4 apples and he gets RM40. He uses RM25 for farm improvement and pays RM10 to his 5 workers. He gets RM5.00 as profit. On top of that, he gets another RM5.00 from the apples that he sells to his workers. In total, he gets RM10 as profit every day.

Soon, the apple price increases to RM20 each. The new landlord gets a higher profit as he gets RM80 for the 4 apples he sells daily. Then, he decides to give the farming improvement contract to one of his close friend, Samy.. Samy says:"Apple cost naik, improvement cost also misti naik." So, the farm improvement cost increases from RM25 to RM50. In actual, the improvement only cost RM30. The remaining RM20, PokLeh and Samy share evenly among themselves.

Let's calculate how much PokLeh gets daily:

RM10 (from farm improvement cost)
RM20 (Net profit by selling 4 apples: [Gross profit, RM80] ?
[Improvement cost, RM50] ? [Wages RM10] = RM20)
RM5 (from selling apples to his workers)

In total, PokLeh gets RM35 daily compare to RM10 initially when he takes over the farm from Razak. His profit increases RM25 and the workers are still getting RM1.00 daily per person.

The greedy PokLeh does not want to stop there. One day, he says to his fellow workers:" You see ah, the current market price for one apple is RM20 and you are only paying RM1. See how lucky you are! I have to SUBSIDY RM19.00 for each of the apple you buy and total I need to SUBSIDY RM95.00. This will greatly burden the farm and we might get bankrupt if we continue like this. In order to avoid bankruptcy, I need to increase the apple price that you buy from RM1.00 to RM1.50 and I will bare the remaining RM18.50 per apple as my subsidy to you all. "

So, greedy PokLeh adds RM2.50 to his current profit and the number becomes RM37.50.

The RM95 subsidy was never existed in the first place and so was the RM52 billion fuel subsidy generously 'given' by the BN government..

Cutting fuel subsidy is actually just a reason to steal money from your pocket. Are you gonna stand there and let them rob you???