Monday, April 2, 2007

Runaways From Fiction


This following news is a news update bulletin issued by The Ministry of Magic, Britain
To be issued to all law enforcement agencies Muggle and Magic Ministry worldwide

We have reasons to believe that the two of our British magic citizens going by the names of Ginevra Weasley and Rubeus Hagrid had violated magic security protocols laid to deter potential Muggle intrusion into our society by spreading information deemed confidential by the Ministry to people in contact with both of them.

See the following mugshots for a clear identity of the runaways.


Ginevra (Ginny) M. Weasley

Rubeus Hagrid

Miss Weasley, in addition is declared a juvenile runaway following a verbal clash with her parents, Mr and Mrs Arthur Weasley six weeks ago. Mr. Hagrid however has severely injured two of our Ministry Magic Enforcement Officials in a skirmish for his refusal to be taken back to the ministry for interrogation.

According to our recent information discovered from our Magical Enforcement agency of our friends in America, we have discovered that the two of them
had been in hiding and masquerading using other aliases. The following photos
did prove that they are in America. It was taken by an undercover agent three weeks ago. These two fugitives are keeping their guises under a heavy dosage of Polyjuice Potion. Their aliases are:

Ms. Virginia Katz


Mr. Allen Daviau

Be advise though that both of these fugitives are armed and extremely dangerous.

The ministry is offering a $5 million reward upon information leading to the successful capture without termination of these two fugitives. If you encounter, do not go toe to toe with them. Instead, please notify a police officer or contact Mr. Percy Weasley or Mr Rufus Scrimgeour or Ms. Dolores Umbridge directly at our hotline: UK 62442.

Your co-operation is much appreciated.

By order of,
Rufus Scrimgeour, OBE, CDR
Ministry of Magic, United Kingdom,
April 1 2007.


Disclaimer: This notice is intended for the A.F celeb only. Used with permission from elves and ministry officials.

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